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-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
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To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.
"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.
Reaching the peak point of an intoxicating experience.
"Of course I'm having a great time--I'm lit up from the tit up!
The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.
Get your tits up and do something about it
Fight for your cause. Gendered for females
Get your tits up and fight gor equal rights.
The female equivalent of “Grow a pair”. First seen in the movie Bad Moms.
Get your tits up and do something about it
Describing a female who has fallen asleep.
Megan worked her ass off today. Came home and went Tits Up in an hour.