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Springfield is an initially charming small-town with a seemingly endless amount of people who would give you the shirt off their back. However, the longer you live there, the more you begin to realize what an absolute shit hole it is. Kids habitually go to the Wal-Mart or empty fields for entertainment and the parents of said kids are either too self-involved to care or stuck in their own childish fantasies to realize their kids are throwing their lives away, just as they have.
One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.
Ex. 1 - "Springfield, TN, home of the...what?"
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."
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that little place in the south where dreams go to kill themselves
(example=your mom's vagina) "i wanted to be president of the united states....then i moved to clarksville tn ...facepalm
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A Welsh football club called Total Network Solutions.
Liverpool have been drawn to play Total Network Solution.
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The crunkest town in the south.... only if you live here can you truly appreciate it. It has 6 main hoods... New Prov, St.B, Lincoln Homes, Birchwood, Peachers Mill, and Greenwood.
Clarksvegas, TN is way better than Guthrie, KY.
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A medium-sized hub town with more churches than fast food places. Filled with trash and rich people who rarely see each other. A prime example of the "Bible Belt" lifestyle.
Cool guy 1: "Dude, I'm hungry, but all I can find are small, crappy churches."
Cool guy 2: "Welcome to Morristown, TN!"
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Wtm stands for "what's the move" and tn stands for "tonight" so together it means " what's the move tonight". In other words, "whatcha doing tonight".
Wtm tn??
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A small suckish town where there is absolutely nothing to do except tour the dairy factory. And it's really country and redneck, except for a few cool people.
Dude, let's go to Athens, TN."..."NO. I would rather die.
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