Chair

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

Chairs are total ass magnets

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chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

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Chair

Gives support to your ass

That's a very comfy chair

Chair

A shit on which you put your fucking ass on

I sat on a goddamn chair yesterday

chair

a thing you sit in

hey man, don't sit in my chair!

Chair

Something in which you sit on

Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

This chair is comfy

ThIs chair is a murder weapon

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades)

Bruh, I mistook your chair for a toilet and I shat on it...