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Troll beef; To have fake beef with someone or something; The opposite of beef(ing)
"Don't worry, they're not actually upset at each other. It's just some tofu for the crowd."
A nickname for my bestfriend that can sometimes be a butt but i deal with it because somehow she deals with me 👍
Hey dude do u wanna talk to my butt friend tofu
Friend: No.
Only a substitute. A typical liberal leftie elitest who sees themself as the very antithesis of their arch enemy, the Gammon. Ageing, highly opinionated and considering themselves superior in everyway to those they claim to be better than, they fail to recognise their own shortcomings and myopic world view is fit only for a fairytale told to a four year old.
Hey Bill, did you see that Tofu getting roasted down the Queen's Head last night? Bitching to everyone because they thought Jo Swinson would be elected the next prime minister!! What a loser!
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A person with a personality that changes based on the other people they are with at that specific time. The "tofu" person has a generally bland personality when alone. They seem to temporarily absorb the thoughts, actions, and believes of those they are with.
Stephanie- "Jon is so tofu. He is a total jerk when he is around Will, but he's so sweet when it's just him and me."
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Soya bean curd. A commonly used nickname. Soya bean curd.
My friend is very pale so we call her Tofu
The vegetarian was hungry so he ate some tofu.
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Verb. To penetrate someones vagina and/or anus with one or more toes.
I'm going to tofu the shit out of her tonight!
Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...
Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.
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