Took an l

So in conclusion, i Got played

The boys: so what happened
Me: i took an l

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too took

To be intoxicated to an excessive amount.

Me and my homeboys was drinking last night and I got straight too took.

took it personal

When MJ takes something personal you know you are about to get a 50 bomb dropped on your head.

Dang when MJ took it personal he dropped a 50 bomb.

got took!

to get beat down or taken out by someone.

Oh my gosh Mike Tyson got took!

Wow! Doctor Octopus got took by SpiderMan!

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took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.

Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”

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took a craft

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.

Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.

Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

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