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when you rip out someone's pubic hairs (grass)
and put it in a used up condom (tortilla)
then you have a traditional grass and tortilla meal.
commonly known as G&T
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Sharon and Tony G&T'ed last night.
Girl 2: What's G&T?
Girl 1: Grass and Tortilla
Girl 2: Oh that sounds yummy! Can I get one from Chipotle?
Girl 1: *no comment...*
The leftover G&T and little blond, curly hairs stuck to the condom by the semen. Delicious.
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Pejorative reference to Mexicans.
Boarder Patrol Agent: Get up out of that gully you Tortilla Nigger.
Illegally Crossing Mexican: Que?
Donkey show patron #1: I can't believe what I just saw.
Donkey show patron #2: Tortilla Niggers will do anything for a peso.
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When a person prematurely ejaculates while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
Matt- "Hey Zac how did your date go with Tristan?"
Zac- "Dude, she dry humped the shit out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla."
Matt- "Way to go Zac, way to go."
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A person who is known to chew on elderly women's breasts.
Person 1: I saw Victor chewing on some elderly woman's saggy tits.
Person 2: What a tortilla muncher.
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sometimes, when you've got a big titted babe on her back..her tits sink down flat like tortillas! olé!
hey girl, this is aint no mexican restaurant! put away those tit tortillas!
When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
Another term for scissoring
Did you hear that Lupita and Aj were making tortillas last night? They must’ve had a really good time.
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