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Having to perform hand jobs with both hands and both feet.
1. Hey Jack, what's with the masturbating with BOTH hands and your feet, man?
Oh that, yah I'm Quadra-dick-trous.
A President Clinton doll that drops trou.
I got a Drop Trou Willie for my daughter.
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An expression used when a woman is so blindingly attractive, a guy responds (metaphorically) by dropping his trousers and masturbating.
"Whoa! Did you see that Latina at the bar? Jeez, I was ready to drop trou when I saw her!"
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The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:
Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.
Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.
CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.
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Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.
1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?
Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.
To raise one's pants from ankle-level to waist, covering the nether regions; opposite of drop trou.
My buddy dared me to drop trou in front of a group of school kids. It was really embarrassing when the police officer told me to pick up trou before I was arrested for sexual harassment.
When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand
“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”