Two to the one, from the one to the three

Used in Eminem’s song “Shake That” featuring Nate Dogg.
2 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3 refers to the trio Nate Dogg, Snoop Dogg and Warren G, when they used to perform together as the group 213.
The number used to be the original phone area code of Los Angeles/ Long Beach, which is where the trio is from.

Two to the one, from the one to the three
I like good, pussy and I like good tree
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get mo' ass than a toilet seat

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

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Two-In-One

This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.

Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.

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feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

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two for one

three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.

John and I got a two for one last night.

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Kill Two Stones, With One Bird

Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.

Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!

Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!

Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...

Bird 2: He will!...

Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone

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Killing two pigs with one bird

Same meaning as "killing two birds with one stone" except this metaphor draws from the popular video game "Angry Birds."

If you burp the words "excuse me" you're killing two pigs with one bird.

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