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a comic book series by Gerard Way and illustrated by Gabriel Bá.
The series includes:
Apocalypse Suite
Dallas
Hotel Oblivion
It is expected to have a television adaptation be released February 15, 2019
On the same day in 1989, forty-three infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Seven are adopted by Sir Reginald Hargreeves, a billionaire industrialist, who creates The Umbrella Academy and prepares his “children” to save the world. But not everything went according to plan. In their teenage years, the family fractured and the team disbanded. Now, the six surviving thirty-something members reunite upon the news of Hargreeves’ passing.
If you come prepared for a situation; most instances the object you brought will not be necessary. Much like bringing an umbrella because of rain in the forecast, but since you have the umbrella, it isn't raining, or won't rain at all.
Ron: Of course it isn't raining the day I bring my umbrella with me.
Mike: Umbrella rule dude, it'll never rain whenever you come prepared.
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I was so glad I had my cum umbrellas on, or I’d have been blinded.
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The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.
"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."
A comic series written by Gerard Way
Gerard Way signed my Umbrella Academy book!
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The Right Stuff that Miley Cyrus smokes
Miley - Just give me that Blunt and I'll last all night. I wish I had like 500.
Miley - Black Umbrella. yeah yeah yeah yeah we're smoking the right stuff
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The mythical component of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) test that a male would expect when visiting an STD clinic. Involves the inserting of a small 'umbrella-like' swab into the urethra of the penis, and the subsequent 'opening' of this swab before its removal with a sample.
Despite the lack of any solid evidence for the existence of the umbrella test, mere mention of the phrase will leave most of the male population physically shaken and emotionally vulnerable, due to the painful connotations the procedure implies.
After the previous night, Martin knew that he'd probably picked up an unhealthy cocktail of STDs; but there was simply no way he could face the umbrella test at the clinic.
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