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A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.
urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.
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An excellent concept, but poor contributions. Nobody honestly gives a shit about your dumbass chatroom acronyms. Wtf u r? STFU.<---Yeah, I can type the alphabet too, with all the letters in order. Then all the fucking sex definitions don't need to be there. Most of the sex definitions were written by horny 6th graders who masturbate to eachother's yearbook pictures. Fuck them.
UrbanDictionary. Define your sex.
Wtf? u n00bs stfu b/c i'm a lwlfe querr
Need I say more?
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Website where you can go to witness the decline of civilization and/or see a good idea become a bad idea.
This world is going down the drain, just check out urbandictionary.
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A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.
Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.
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The cesspit that is made of opinion, lost hopes and dreams.
Often used to
1.make people feel better about themselves
or to
2.worship their partners / crushes
Posts on Urbandictionary might look like this ...
1.Defenition of James - An awesome Guy who is totally awesome and an awesome stud and oh yeah, he is awesome.
2.Defenition of Holly - A sexy woman who is the best woman ever in bed and is clever and cute.
(or more accurately)
1. Defenition of James - a awsom gy who i's ttally awes0me an a stud two and oh yer he os awesoem!!11!!1!1!!
2. Defenition of Holly - a sxy women hoo is teh bst ever women in bed and is intelijent and hawt!!1!!!11!!
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The only place on the internet where any word is a euphemism for sexual activities.
Try it; search for some random words or phrases and you'll be guaranteed to see what I mean.
dammit, urbandictionary sure is full of perverts
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A once fantastic place where one could find the definition for that slang word that they pretended to know the meaning of earlier in the day.
But supposedly goodness is really just perverted evil, right?
The NEW Urbandictionary:
1. Annoying politics.
2. A place that has about as much "urban slang" as MTV has music, due to its slant towards a virtual internet debate about pointless crap.
3. A place where people rant about the war or slam Bush, while making their arguments weak with spelling mistakes and frivolous social references and stereotypes.
4. A display of the editors' bias for their own beliefs.
5. Proof of how closed-minded liberals can actually be.
6. Where immature douchebags have turned about 70% of the entries into crude sexual metaphors.
7. A haven for people "too cool" for conformity and want to shove it in the readers' faces.
8. Where idiots who only hear what they want to believe publish entries that others want to believe.
9. A disheartening reminder that this is the new generation of America.
Guy 1: "Hey, I dropped out of college, and I want to smoke pot and pursue a career in ROCK!!!"
Guy 2: "Cool! I didn't try in high school and now I live in my mom's basement and watch TV all day! Let's go to urbandictionary and talk about how much the government SUCKS!!!"
Guy 1: "I agree, today's culture has educated me through indie-rock music lyrics. Urbandictionary would be a great place to spread all of the insightful knowledge I've aquired."
Guy 2: "Yeah! I'm up for it night after night, sitting in your shitty apartment, educating young minds about how incredulously fulfilling my life is. I'm glad urbandictionary is a place where I can sound smart, as if I might never get the chance to share my thoughts with a real person!"
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