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A country that constantly refers to itself as "the best" while 45,000 of its citizens will die annually from lack of proper healthcare, thousands of its citizens die at the hands of its law enforcement, millions of its children go to school hungry and go to bed hungry, twenty of its veterans commit suicide daily, and millions of its citizens are forced to sleep under bridges and on park benches nightly.

The U.S. has a lot of problems that it MUST address if it wishes to remain an influential superpower after the 21st century.

The USA is a wonderful country with loving people, but it has a lot of problems that cause unnecessary suffering.

by Super Thicc February 20, 2017

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USA

A stupid nation that believed they saved the world in World War II. Actually, they joined just to save themselves from the Japanese, and Europe was doing just fine before they came along, thanks.

American: LAWL DA USA SVED U ALL IN WW2
European: You only joined at the last minute to hog some glory.
American: ...LAWL SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

by I am The Ben August 25, 2007

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USA

United States of Am"Arrogance"

I've never met such narcissistic people in my life. I will never set foot in the United States of AmArrogance (USA)

by Anyone but a yankee January 24, 2009

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USA

A place where whiny Brits complain about every aspect of its existence. However, when the Euro-Dorks need some assistance, who do you think they call? (AKA The Marshall Plan)

The Brits complain about American imperialism, but did the they forget about their own colonies:

The US, Canada, India, IRAQ, Bahamas, Barbados, Australia, New Zealand, Burma, Israel, Jordan, Egypt, Sudan, Ireland, South Africa, Singapore, Nigeria, Sierra Leone, Kuwait, Cyprus, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

Americans are fat: How's that year long crappy weather, and the ensuing depression and suicidal tendencies it causes?
...and don't get me started on the French

Brits: Screw those Yankee racist blokes!!! USA sucks!!!

American: How was having the worlds greatest navy, and still not being able to beat a bunch of inexperienced soldiers.

by NCSU_Wolfpack June 19, 2011

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USA

The homeland of all noobs.

person 1: I live in the USA

person 2: so your a noob?

person 1: sure am

by Tokeism February 27, 2008

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usa

a bunch of fat fucks who have no fucking idea how to run theyre fucking country!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU USA

by Devil Kisses June 22, 2009

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USA

The biggest joke in the world

Dumb yank: 'The USA is the best country in the world'

Rest of the world: 'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!'

by FuckTheYanks November 2, 2008

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