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The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.
Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
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A vacation dick is a dick so long that a female can only handle it once or twice a year.
Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
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That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.
"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"
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Penis you ride when you're on vacation that gives you a break from work dick
Girl 1: Yo Tina whatcha doing on vacation?
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
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Sizable dick one gets during a vacay: usually a tropical locale filled with dudes with stereotypically large dongs.
It's like that age-old joke:
A guy is at a nude beach in Jamaica for his honeymoon and on his dick is his wife's name, 'Wendy', but only seen as 'WY' when flaccid. He bumps into a local who also has a 'WY' on his dick. The white boy asks him, "Yo, your girl's name is Wendy too?" whilst pointing at his shabby white prick. The Jamaican shakes his head and says, "No, mon, it be dis." His erectifies his schlong displaying the full text of his tattoo which reads: "Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day." While white boy is in shock from all that massiveness, his wife, who saw this display of manliness, walks off with the Jamaican to get some vacation dick.
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A dick that is so big that a female can barely handle it the first time but she keeps going to him for sexual favors, (kind of like fwbs but she can only take the D a little)
Fwb
the D
"Girl good Lord everybody at work was talking about your hookup with vacation dick Jack at last Friday's cocktail party."
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A big ass dick that is 10 inches long an 5 inches thick ! (aka pornstar dick)
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