Vally’s a great guy and has a huge cock and is better than tfue at fortnite
Vally is a Daddykiners
Fucked up on Valium, stumbling around the place, forgetting things and generally having a good time. Unless you take too many, blackout and wake-up in a police station for having cannonballed through a TV store window just for shits and giggles. But not like you remembered that. You will remember the laceration from having committed some a bartard move, though.
Fuck me look how godfuckingdamn vallied Joe is over there... did he just dip his nutsack into my fucking hot beverage?!
When you perform a sexual act with Ranch dipping sauce (Hidden Valley or ranch with peppercorns) as lube.
"Man I got so wasted last night I hidden vallied"
I took this girl home with me last night dude, Man she Hidden vallied me.
a very massive woman, a truly pantrid woman, you would be unlucky to ever encounter this woman
Cammy Vally's Maw was in asda the other day, almost shat myself, she was in the cheese isle scranning all the parmesan
Vallis is the Dirty Mexican Lover,
its appearance, small and insignificant; it is quite the contrary to its might. It will have the power of several fat hairy men when it comes to making love, however this is an irregular occurrence; for the Vallis will only mate with a being of less strength and with the surname of a food type, this is to feed its psychological hunger and to keep its dominatrix appeal. The alleged food type can vary from meats, veg, nuts and fruit, from Beef to Carrot to Pine to Cherry, anything will do for the kinky beast. Upon the mating the Vallis will remain the dominatrix, much to the fruitlabelled-mates delight.
Hello Vallis, my name is Reginald Berry
Com' 'Ere
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Valli is a sweet Indian woman who has a gorgeous skin and is very kind, sweethearted person but can be a bitch sometimes
Boy:Look at that girl she has such a nice personality but she can still be a bitch sometimes. She must be a Valli