verga asada

the process of seasoning your penis with what you would normally season a piece of carne asada with and having sexual intercourse afterwords until you can smell the carne asada throughout the room.

person 1: have you tried verga asada with your girlfriend yet?
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.

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sala verga

Sala Verga: a mexican word, other then using "vete a la verga" sala verga is short for it.

sala verga pinche putin

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aloe verga

Aloe is a rich emollient derived from the "aloe vera" plant that soothes and mosturizes with the consistency of seminal fluid or cum. Aloe farms are prevalent in the deep South Texas area. Verga of course is a Mexican word that is synonymous with cock ,dick or penis as it exisits in a volatile manner. Therefore aloe verga is a synonym for jizz or splooge.

Gary: "Holy shit Alex did you see the sunburn on that skeezers face"?
Alex: " Man Gary, that's nothing that a dose of my Aloe Verga couldn't cure."

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A la verga

Literally in English it means “to the dick” but in Spanish it’s used to show confusion, anger, sadness. Can be used for a wide variety of emotions.

“Vete al la verga mamón” (go to hell motherfucker)
“A la verga mi novia me dejo 😔” (fuck man, my girlfriend left me)
“A la verga?🤨” (the fuck?)

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volar verga

English:A way of saying I will beat you up

Spanish:Una forma de decir te daré una paliza

Te voy a volar verga por ser metido

verga fantasma

verga fantasma is spanish for 'ghost yard' duh.

the cemetary is a verga fantasma

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Verga Peeler

To peel someone ones dick. "Verga" the spanish word for dick and peeler meaning to peel.

My short friend broke my Xbox so I made him work at the corner as a verga peeler to pay for it.

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