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A safe and reliable Swedish automobile that is commonly associated with College Professors, mothers with multiple children in sporting activities at different schools, and any resident of Vermont. Also known as a "brick" or "Swedish school bus". Most Volvos are station wagons with nearly a dozen air bags and headlights that never turn off. Newer models are now turbocharged to nearly an inch of their life, breaking any stereotype associated thus far.
That Volvo has nearly 400,000 miles on it, and it will not die.
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A Swedish brand of automobile, now owned by Ford Motor Company, renowned for it's high level of safety features.
SLANG: Volvo is code for Vulva (Pussy lips) to mean either the lips specifically, or simply the female crotch area generally.
I'd sure love to pump that bitch's Volvo full of gas!
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A carboard box on wheels,
new vovlos are soggy cardboard boxes, only ever driven by gays. Destroy on sight.
Alos probably the only car that has a driver that ignorant they will run you over
1:ARGHHHHHHHH VOLVO
2:RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:*splated*
2:Oh dear
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A couch with wheels, a mobile coffin. Nothing on the road is more comfortable, or less inspiring, than a Volvo. The car with the most least used indicators as most drivers forget they aren't in their living rooms, or alive. Be careful of the "R" version, the racing couch. Twice as fast, just as plush. Real Volvos stopped with Turbo Bricks.
Sorry for not using my indicators, I'm driving a Volvo. It's difficult to remember I'm not asleep on my couch.
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Swedish cars often purchased by moms trying to keep their babies safe and then passed onto those same babies 16 years and 200,000 miles later, still running like new. They have a knack for fixing themselves if you just keep on driving. Looked best during the period of 1980-1996.
Dude, you got your Volvo yet?
-Naw, my mom wont let go of it
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that girl last night had a VOLVO and im not talking about the car.
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A nearly indestructible automobile. But since FORD bought them out they are not realiable anymore.
Did you see that hot-looking C70. It's dead on the road and that 262C is still going strong with 5 million miles on the odometer.
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