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shots containing warheads(the candy) dissolved in vodka.
Stalin drinks nuclear warheads
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A person so fat that cannonball jumping into a pool breaks and evaporates the chlorine there and a sheer amount of it gets released as a byproduct and does actual damage to the ozone layer.
...and there Bobby was, his image frozen in the peripheral vision of his fellow unsuspecting high schoolers, a boy in fetal position midair releasing so much energy that civilizations of old would've contemplated the event as the birth of a new sun. As it hit the water, that heavily incarnated pool warhead created a huge pressure of air that could be felt miles away, shaking windows and collapsing trees. First graders that were inside the pool evaporated. Lenin woke up and knew communism was needed once more.
a slang way to refer to a mans penis.
dude, check your shorts. i definitly just saw your wobbly warhead.
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When you are doing a girl up the butt and she farts so that her butthole moves around or vibrates when your penis is still in it so that it stimulates it and forces you to ejaculate all over the place.
My girlfriend gave me an ATOMIC WARHEAD when we were fucking the other day.
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"While receiving a blowjob immediately prior to ejaculating pull your penis out of the girls mouth and cover her forehead in sperm."
"Dude see that chick right there, last night it was warheads on foreheads baby!!"
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Megasonic teenage warhead
You're not a boy,
You're not a girl,
You're a megasonic teenage warhead.
Well.... Some people's genders are boy or girl or megasonic teenage warhead.
Boy:Hello, sir
MTW:no I'm not a boy.
Boy:okay, you're a madam, right?
MSW:NO!
bOY:WHAT IS HE???
MTW 2: he is a megasonic teenage warhead.
Boy: WHAT THE FUCK?
When a girl is giving you a blowjob, while her head is laying off the end of piece of furniture. Your balls are carefully placed over each eye and you shit on her forehead at the exact moment you cum.
“Dude I heard Bo dropped a warhead on her forehead.”
“I told his ass not to eat Taco Bell last night.”
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