wear a wire

to secretly record a conversation with another person by wearing a line with a microphone connected to a handheld recorder hidden somewhere on your body

ME: I'm talking to my professor after class today and he's gonna say he wants me to fail hard
FRIEND: Get some proof
ME: Yeah I'm gonna wear a wire

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nothing to wear

what men say when they don't have anything clean because they do not wash their cloths often, and what women say when the don't have anything new.

typically said when going on a date.

Men: you can smell my clothes a mile away. i have nothing to wear.

Women: i wore this before, so cant wear it to our date....

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minimal wear

A condition of a weapon skin in cs:go that comes right before factory new. Typically bought by thrifty players who have realised that in most cases, the difference between factory new and minimal wear can only be observed under a microscope and by the size of the dent in your already fund deprived wallet

I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.

Wearing glasses

You get zero females

Bro definlty is wearing glasses

Roca Wear

a brand of urban clothing. by jay-z

I like her rocawear fit.

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slut wear

Provocative and sexy clothes and make up worn by a slut for the purpose of attracting men with whom she will have sex.

Slut wear consists of several or all of the following: high heels (at least 4.5 inches); black, red or fishnet stockings; tight miniskirt (often with centre zip) in PVC, leather, metallic or stretch material; micro thong; velvet or rhinestone choker labelled 'slut', 'fuck me' or similar; clitoral or vaginal jewellery; red or black balconnette bra or bustier with matching suspender/garter belt; glossy lipstick or lip gloss; dark eyeshadow; false eyelashes; painted fingernails often with extensions.

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Wear the Pants

1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.

1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"

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