what someone's asshole would appear to be after a long, hot days work
Mandy- "Adam, why haven't you taken a shower yet? I bet your assholes wetty.
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Usually an insult for someone whoβs being a bit of a simp or overly emotional
βDid joe just give sally his jumper? Well heβs just a bit of a wetty isnβt heβ
*joe is telling sally his life story* βHeβs just a bit wet isnβt heβ
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a man who greets any woman he meets with a hug, typically white men who wear stand out clothing such as bright unusual coloured bomber jackets which give off homo vibes
Yo kallum, Joe just hugged that bird! what a wettie!
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a very common misspelling of the word whettie
dude, check out how stupid i am, i write wetty rather than whettie
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Liquid used in a stoner circle. Can be bong water, thirst quenchers or alcoholic beverages.
*cough* Dude, can you please pass me the wettie, i just took a monster hit!
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To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
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