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Canned or "Wet" cat food or dog food.
Whenever the dog eats wetties, he craps like a goose!
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Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘try’.
Ewan: my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!
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what someone's asshole would appear to be after a long, hot days work
Mandy- "Adam, why haven't you taken a shower yet? I bet your assholes wetty.
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Usually an insult for someone who’s being a bit of a simp or overly emotional
“Did joe just give sally his jumper? Well he’s just a bit of a wetty isn’t he”
*joe is telling sally his life story* “He’s just a bit wet isn’t he”
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a very common misspelling of the word whettie
dude, check out how stupid i am, i write wetty rather than whettie
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To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
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