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Canned or "Wet" cat food or dog food.
Whenever the dog eats wetties, he craps like a goose!
Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘try’.
Ewan: my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!
what someone's asshole would appear to be after a long, hot days work
Mandy- "Adam, why haven't you taken a shower yet? I bet your assholes wetty.
Usually an insult for someone who’s being a bit of a simp or overly emotional
“Did joe just give sally his jumper? Well he’s just a bit of a wetty isn’t he”
*joe is telling sally his life story* “He’s just a bit wet isn’t he”
a very common misspelling of the word whettie
dude, check out how stupid i am, i write wetty rather than whettie
To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.