WMD

Stands for woman of mass deception.

Could be used to describe any female (or group thereof) fitting the description of a cheating, lying, and/or overall deceiving witch.

Contrary to the beliefs of ancient Mezopotamians and Greek philosophers, WMDs can be tamed to a normal female state given a proper dose of physical abuse and micromanagement of her everyday affairs.

Tiger Woods never cheated, his wife is just a WMD.

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WMD

Weapon of Mass Distruction - slang term used by well endowed gent when referring to his larger than average manhood

Gary threatened WMD on every MILF he could find

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WMD

WHIP MY DICK.

A parody of the phrase "whip my hair" used instead in extreme mad cunt moments such as when sluts are seen flying through the air. Extreme notation enforced of "i dont fucking care" and "omg is this guy for real" when used. Can also refer to actual whipping of a dick, which can either mean jacking off at something exceptionally hot and uberliciously sexy or getting your dick actually whipped because you've been a bad boy (take of that what you will).

1. nerd: "OMG i think i just failed that test!!"
does-not-give-a-fuck student: wmd.

2. "HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE SLUTS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR??"

"WHIP MY DICK!"

*sluts crash landing*

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WMD

Weapons of Mass Distraction aka Giant Boobs that will distract guys and cause them to act stupid.

"Look at the WMDs on that girl"

"Damn, she's got some serious WMDs"

:guys walk into wall:

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wmd

abbreviation for "wagging my dick"

usually used after stating an accomplishment

told a bitch wearing a susan b anthony shirt to go make me a sandwich. #wmd

just aced that final exam. #wmd

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WMD

Weapon of Mass Destruction, a weapon designed to cause maximum devastation and loss of life, often referring to an explosive or chemical device.

1. Nuclear Warheads,
2. Adam's Mum.

eg. "Oh holy shit, look at those WMD!"

eg. "We believe Iraq has the capability to deploy Adam's mum within 45 minutes. This estimate includes 10 minutes getting a cheeseburger en route."

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WMD

Whims Motivating Decision. Used to justify wanton action.

"Walker, why are you urinating on my leg?"

"I dunno, WMD."

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