Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
The baddest of the bad. Urban legends have been told of him. Epic and LEGENDARY
The Dude
Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.
A dude that is known for staring at girls + boys, and is also a lil shit that screams at you if you don’t have you’re work done he needs to retire (:
Student: hey mr. Woodward I left my hw at home can I bring it tomorrow? Woody: no boy you are too late you need to do you’re work earlier = whole lecture infront of class🤦 ♀️
Another term for “woodwork” in the tv show New Girl.
Nick: I make a little bit of money and you come slipping out of the "woodward"!
Winston: You mean "woodwork"? What’s “woodward”?!
Nick: Wood! Ward! Wood! Ward! That's where people like you come crawling out of when people like me have money!
A school were kids turn into god awful teens and lives are ruined. They act like dumb ass furrys, wanna be red necks, rich kids even though they live near the skating rink in the ghetto. They all either fucked, smoked, touched or said something inappropriate.
Definition. Woodward Middle School- Hell and a menace of society.
Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."
A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?