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Wormhole Wank

When you stick a worm in your urethra and you have to ejaculate it out before it crawls in.

Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!

Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?

by jillstobbs_ September 9, 2017


Yermo wormhole

A high desert urban legend which contends that due to the confluence of magnetic energy ley lines beneath the railroad switching yards in yermo ca. There exists a wormhole which could lead to another dimension.

I watched a real
Weird episode of vintage twighlight zone
It was really yermo wormhole
Man

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021


Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan October 1, 2017


African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.

Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...

by Super MONkey I fucking drunk March 29, 2018


no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018


Vegan wormhole

When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.

Give me a Vegan Wormhole daddy

by duncannn November 28, 2018


Wormhole

The state of being absolutely obliverated with alcohol

Last weekend Seth and I were so far up down wormhole

by Guyguy 88 July 23, 2017