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The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.
The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.
Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin
Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.
Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!
Xylophone is a slang term that my friend made up blah blah blah (credits to wolf!!!!) and it means “i donʼt know”
“hey have you ever watched a livestream of your uncle going to federal prison??”
“Xylophone man.”
When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument
Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her