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a very muscular chest and abdomen
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a meat xylophone in almost all of his movies.
The action of shitting into your dad’s mouth and he then proceeds to swallow it and throw it up back into your ass hole
Friend one: “Do you know where the juicy xylophone is?”
Friend two: “No”
Friend one: reads Urban Dictionary definition*
Friend two: “Oh, thanks”
A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
Xylophone ("xai-lo-phone") is a slur used against all members of the lgbtq+ community. This is one of the most commonly used slurs against homosexual poeple.
Jeremy is so gay, hes a xylophone!
Xylophone is a slang term that my friend made up blah blah blah (credits to wolf!!!!) and it means “i donʼt know”
“hey have you ever watched a livestream of your uncle going to federal prison??”
“Xylophone man.”
When you slap your dick on your partner’s ribcage mimicking a xylophone instrument
Why do I have to put an example every time? If you wanna see what it is just wake up at 3AM and go to your moms room and watch me xylophone her