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Something that Gordon Ramsay says when he's out of insults
Fuck off you you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankey doodle shite. Fuck off will you?
-Gordon Ramsay
A politician who while in office pretends to serve the people while blatantly pursuing their own self interest.
The president just fired the head of an investigation against him with no legitimate cause. What a Yankee Doodle Dickwad!
An ejaculation resulting from male masturbation. Derivied from 'yanking' (masturbastion) and 'doodle', offensive bodily fluid having left the body.
Between the hot nurses and the extensive porn collections, the fertility clinic had no problem getting male subjects to yankee doodle in a cup.
Yankee Doodle: a derogatory and mocking term for a hillbilly.
Originally used by the British as a wartime song, "Yankee Doodle" was used to mock colonists, calling them what we'd call "dumb country bumpkins", "Doodle" meaning "foolish" and "Yankee" to describe the area they were from.
I use it as a derogatory term for a hillbilly that pisses me off. A real life example is: "Here I am, unable to get this job because some dumbass Yankee Doodle fuck is the manager's cousin."
To me, that's a war reference as well because if I'm pissed off that much, it means I'm fighting a battle. Considering where I live, the Yankee part fits too.
"I don't know how this dumbass Yankee Doodle got the job when he damn sure isn't qualified."
Yankee Doodle: a derogatory and mocking term for a hillbilly.
It's that guy who came to town riding on a small horse, stuck a feather in his hat and in a silly, and in a possibly ill informed manner named that feather after an Italian pasta dish.
Guy 1: "Yankee doodle came to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni!"
Guy 2: "My good chap I find it quite silly that you think a song with such silly lyrics is a song you find yourself unironically silly, the thought of naming a feather in one's hat after an Italian pasta is so preposterous that I-"
Guy 1: "Ayo dickhead, the song's two-fucking-hundred years old."
A sexual maneuver that can be performed by opposite or same sex couples. Sometimes this can also be performed in group sex scenarios.
A member of the party sticks their non-lubricated index finder into the anus of their sexual partner and calls it macaroni. After a few good pokes, and once there is an ample amount of shit on the index finger, you forcefully remove it (the Yankee) and finger paint with it on your partners back (the Doodle).
You tryin to get a Yankee Doodle tonight bitch?