You're too good to me

A phrase spoken by a girl who is definitely not going to sleep with you and will probably just use you for emotional comfort in between being played by fuckboys.

Her (every female ever): you're too good to me
You (a complete idiot): yeah but you're r worth it

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You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.

Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?

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You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core

Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.

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You're killing me smalls

Making to many requests all at the same time.

Boss "Please quote all of these items by end of the day" Employee " You're killing me smalls !"

You're killing me, Smalls!

A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.

Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"

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You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

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You're grillin' me like a burger

An other way to say, "your asking me too many questions."

John: Why don't you have any money? Did u spend it on McDonalds? Why didn't u bring more money? What if you need to buy somethin'?

Gretchen: Dude, calm down, "you're grillin' me like a burger!"