The worst thing you can call someone

If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)

You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)

Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)

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The worst thing you can call someone

10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO

Diego is the worse thing you can call someone. It'll make your target cry.

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I’ll call you back

Usually means their not gonna call you back, they just say that so you think they will.

“Hold on I’ll call you back. I have to follow this location

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Imma call you back

Sis/Bro don't expect a call cause your gonna be up waiting for it and it just wont happen.

When someone says "imma call you back" they wont cause your either not interesting or they don't fw with u. Sorry

Boy: "Hey i gotta do something imma call you back when i'm done"
Girl: "Okay :)"
Boy: *Hangs up*
Boy: "I'm not calling back lol"
Girl: "He's not calling back :)"

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I will try to call you

I will try to call you means “I won’t call you and I have already forgotten about you.”

Thanks for a great night, I’ll try to call you. try I will try to call you

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I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.

Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!

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i'll call you next week!

A lie, don't believe this

Awesome! I'll call you next week (fake smile)

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