your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.

Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!

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your mum

An absolute slag. Also under the definition list for fat whore.

I got jiggy with your mum last night.

i.e.

I got jiggy with an absolute slag last night.

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your mum

a simple and effective way to end an argument and often confusing

them: u are such a fat ugly bastard
you: well yeh, YA MUM!!

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your mum

Not only an insult which can be hilarious if used in the right context, but also another way of saying "shut up" used perfectly by Lawrence Whale.

"You look stupid today"
"Yeah your mum"
"No really you do"
"Shut your mum!"

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your mum

Surely refers to the fact your mum is easy, or suggest that the person saying it has indeed slept with your mum

Person 1 "Shut up, your such an idiot"
Person 2 "your mum"

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Your mum

The best comback in the world!...'your mum'

"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"

"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"

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and your mum

bloody townies who cant think of a better come back say it. its become so common not even people whos mums are DEAD give a shit anymore.

Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A:You #!&£££)"(&*$£$&££$*£($£$&
B:And your mum.

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