your mom

The new "the dog ate me homeowork"

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

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your mom

the lady that was on my balls last night

your mom fucked me
noo way
way
'his mom comes in
ready for round 2
HELL YEAH

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Your mom

the most effective phrase to piss someone off.

someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

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your mom

An overused phrase (much like your mom), especially in jokes, or heated conversation. Also serves as a mark of stupidity when you can't come up with anything else to say.

Person One: Well that sucks...
Person Two: That's what your mom said last night..

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your mom

"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.

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your mom

1)A mindless insult when one has no other comeback.

2) Used in the form of a "Your Momma"
joke (see below)

- "You suck balls, man"
- "So does your Mom"

~OR~

- "You're such an idiot!"
- "Your Mom!"

(2)YOUR MOMMA JOKE

- Your Mom is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said, "Who threw that?"

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your mom

the best 2 words ever

kid 1: that kids fat!
kid 2: thats your mom!
everyone else: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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