Zoop; (verb) A zoop is when hoodrat teenagers need money, they go to the nearest truckstop vaping in a circle all wearing black hoodies. They wait for normie people from out of town to fill up their gas tanks (because people from out of town dont lock their doors when going into the station. They all run up to the car and steal everything they can and run. They just zooped.
Chad : "yo brad, are we going zooping tonight?"
Brad : "nah dude, my step-dad is going to hear me leave"
Chad: "awe but bro, all the boys are coming and its Country fan fest so all these down syndrome poptart s are going to be caught with their panties in a bunch."
Brad: "alright I'm in, let's do this."
n. the combination of sperm with semen
v. to ejaculate (usually on someone)
"I heard you zooped all over your gf yesterday."
"That white stuff on your shirt looks like zoop."
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funny phrase to say when accomplishing a recent goal
i just punched you in the kneecaps
zoop!
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Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.
Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"
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when a veritable idiot screws up on a keyboard
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Etymology: English slang.
Function: noun.
See Zuppe.
Stop being such a Zoop and make up your damn mind!
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