The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."
After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.
Shitting while on a video conference call.
I had a long call with the marketing team yesterday and I'm pretty sure Sandra was zooping the whole time.
The art of doing an infinitesimally small amount of work. Then rewarding yourself for achieving a Herculean task. ( typically manifests as a break )
Quit zooping and get back to work!
Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.
Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"
A ramdom word with little meaning. Generally used by people who consider themselves gangsta. Zoop zoop is inserted at any interval throughout a sentence, though usually used as the ending
"I'm off to Tesco, zoop zoop"
zoop has no definite/specific meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean as long as it is in a positive way. You can use "zoop" as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and all those other parts of speech.
hey how'd u do on that test? i think i zooped it up, it was so easy!!
hey wats up zoop?
thats the zoopest looking shirt i have evr seen.
hey you're looking pretty zoop today.
that guy was crazy, he just zooped everyone up in basketball!!
that teacher gave us so much homework. definitely not zoop.
zoop it to the limit!
ZOOP!!! (used as like a greeting or something you can yell out whenever you feel like it)