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ZZ Top

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

by Andyman April 21, 2004

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ZZ Top

A group of deranged Rabbis sourging the rap world with their infamously pointless beats and Judaic babble.

Bart: Hey, look, its ZZ Top. You guys rock!
Rabbis: Eh, maybe a little.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 110๐Ÿ‘Ž


the 9'zz

the street gang formed in New York their colors are black and red. their known enemies are the the southside bangaz and the lawrence blastaz

yo you hear about dat guy in woodmere he got his azz shot by some nigga in da 9'zz

by Max gottfried December 2, 2004

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ZZ Top Gun

a costume which includes a long beard and a navy flight suit.

Man 1 - " So what's your favorite costume here ? "
Man 2 - " Oh man, it's gotta be ZZ Top Gun over there ! "

by Billy Shea March 27, 2020


ZZ Top beard

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.

That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 4, 2008

48๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


ZZ Top beard

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

by Robertino October 17, 2005

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ZZ Top effect

When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible.

Man, check out the ZZ Top effect on her, she really needs to shave or something cuz her pussy hairs are stickin' out all over the place.

by Vinn July 20, 2005

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