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Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater April 8, 2018


easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017


the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017


dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

The bike is in “Dave Condition

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.

by Dave Condition January 14, 2021


crackhead dave

That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.

Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave

by domydeek December 4, 2014


Dave Grohl

A complete hottie..

Have you seen Dave Grohl in his early 2000’s era?

by dave grohl’s slut May 5, 2022


Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

Refer to Dave

Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'

by Koulas September 19, 2020