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Goo Lagoon

When you blow your nose in toilet paper then fold it and whipe your ass but a finger slips through and snot goes in your ass.

"Jerry got Goo Lagooned last night when he was slammed"

by ProFadeUrban February 26, 2021


goo-khale

goo-khaa-le; Noun (proper)
Worthless, sub 40 IQ, of criminal parentage, literally meaning shit-eater.

Saket is a goo-khale for a reason, his father was a two bit thief who was arrested by the very department we worked for.

by VinuDesai July 13, 2021

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goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.

"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."

by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019


dis goo

Something commonly said when partaking in a pleasurable experience or expressing something you like. Alternatively can also be used as "dat goo"

"Damn dis goo" or "damn dat goo". "You seen that movie dog???" "Yeah man dat goo" "Yeah man you right dis goo forreal" "You sure man? You sure it dat goo" "100 percent man. Dat. Goo."

by datgooman November 6, 2019


Kiwi Goo

Jadyn's CUM

She licked Jadyn's POGGER BALLZ and he squirted out thick kiwi goo.

by smonkxd December 27, 2022


Goo Noodle

Noun; limp dick full of slick

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite

by HansGrubah January 16, 2021


Goo-Gou

Someone who a ding dong/ man baby idiot, used as a negative or humorous comeback. This individual may or may not look like they still breastfeed.

*Person does goofy thing*
Me: You mad goo-gou for that!

by Jacob Boilindeeznuts February 13, 2022