Random
Source Code

Taking a Joey

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019


Joey Richter

A totally awesome person that is known for playing 'Ron Weasly' in 'A Very Potter Musical', himself in 'Me and My Dick' and 'Bug' in 'Starship' he hails from the University of Michigan, and is part of Team Starkid!

"I absolutely love the character that Joey Richter played in the play last night!"

by RomeyVanSmack December 24, 2011

66👍 10👎


joey graceffa

Joey Graceffa is a very successful youtuber/vlogger with over 3 million subscribers. He is known for his great looks and daily vlogs, which are videos of his daily life that are uploaded every day. He started out on a channel called winterspringpro but then branched of to his main channel that he is known for today. He lives with youtuber strawberry17 or Meghan Camarena and her brother David Camarena who are often seen in his daily vlogs along with youtubers Catrific, Missglamorazzi, and Shane Dawson. Shane and him make collab videos often and are known for there kiss. Joey is also starting to write a book about his life. He is a favorite of many viewers and continues to thrive in his career as a youtuber.

Joey Graceffa is very funny when he films collabs with Shane Dawson.

by youtube.is.life July 2, 2014

141👍 27👎


Joey Ramone

The influential, and iconic frontman for the RAMONES. Commonly referred to as the godfather of punk, a title he shares with Iggy Pop. His visual trademarks were, circular shades, a leather jacket, a t-shirt, sneakers, jeans, dark hair, and his height. His vocal trademark was a voice which was part snarling, part rasping, part crooning, part moaning, part growling, and part screaming. He was born in 1951 as Jeffery Hyman, to Mrs. C. Lesher, and Mr. N. Hyman. He was SUPPOSEDLY born sterile, a question which has been disputed. He attended Forest hills high with his friends, Thomas "Tommy" Erdyli, Jonathan (or was it just John) "Johnny" Cummings, and Douglas "Dee Dee" Colvin, with whom he would start the RAMONES. After Three decades of success, along with a couple changes in ranks, Joey and Johnny decided to retire. Joey recorded one last album, a solo effort as a "This is the last you'll ever hear from me" album. It was released posthumously, a year after his death from lymphoma in 2001. He never married or had children, possibly because of his disputed ability to sire children, or simply because he never wanted any. He had a street in his hometown, NYC. He, along with the other RAMONES, have been a major influence on the Punk rock (Sex pistols, The Clash, Green Day) , Modern rock (Killers), Alternative rock (U2), and Heavy metal (Iron maiden, Metallica) genres. He is survived by his brother, Mickey Leigh.

1: On my last visit to hell, I had the privilege of interviewing Joey Ramone. First, I asked what he would have done if he hadn't died. He said:"I would host a nighttime radio show in New York, just like I do in the afterlife."
2: I then asked Joey Ramone about his influences, and he said "The Beatles, The Ronnetes, The Mc5, Sex pistols, Clash, Motörhead, Iron F***in maiden, Metallica, Green day, etc."
3. Joey Ramone. Ah, even in the afterlife, He still has a sense of humor.
4.I also asked Joey (Ramone) if he was sterile. "EXCUSE ME?!Even if I was, do you think I'd TELL YOU?! And maybe my 'infertility' has nothing to do with me not having any known kids? It's none of your *#%^*^ business anyways. Can't we talk about other +%#% please? Like, do you miss me?" "Yeah, it's much quieter on earth now. You miss earth?" "Not as much as I used to."
5. Joey Ramone never did answer that one question. And it seems he never will. So for his sake, don't talk about that $&@; because it makes him feel uncomfortable.

by SkyCat32 December 1, 2010

49👍 7👎


Joey, a girl

One in a million! Beautiful, smart, practical.

Her smile distracts you from her amazing hot body.

Treats everyone nice and gives till it hurts. Works her ass off.

If YOU are the luckiest man in the world and have a Joey for your Babe, never ever take her for granted, and be grateful for every moment you have with her.

Girls like this only come along once in a man’s life, IF he’s lucky!

A wonderful lover, and makes the guy she is with feel special, always.

My gal Joey, a girl, makes me high just spending time around her. Can’t wipe the smile off my face!

by Alaska guy January 19, 2019


Joey Wellon'd

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.

*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"

by PuritySyrup October 17, 2011


hope and joey

Hope and Joey are the perfect pair. Everyone walks by and says “wow I wish I had that”. They make each other smile and love each other to the moon and back 100 times. Joey would do anything for Hope because of how beautiful she is and Hope would stop at nothing to make Joey happy because he deserves it. They are both very funny, attractive, athletic and great friends. They are also very sexy. Everyone thinks they’re hot.

Girl: Did you see Hope and Joey kissing at the lockers today?

Boy: Yeah they really do love each other

Girl: Yeah I wish someone loved me like they love each other

by Moist Lasagna November 29, 2017

14👍 1👎