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Where you lay on your stomach and hump your hand so God damn hard it makes your penis enhance larger in size.
I don't know what the fuck it is, i just caught my brother fucking a towel and he made it up. But i guess he has other people doing his Willy willy up up shit.
The act of sucking mad dicks at one time in a festive manner.
"No way! i saw that slam pig last weekend over at the VFW Juggling Willies"
"Hey where did Mike go? Oh, hes down behind 711 Juggling willies (for meth)"
"Yo bro call up that slut sister of yours so she can juggle our willies"
"holy titty fucking christ can this bitch juggle some willies or what?!?"
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When you're getting head from a bitch and you're about to cum and you say, "Oh, shit it's your mom". So then she looks in one of the directions and you splooge in her ear yelling, "White Willie bitch!!!!!!!!!"
Hey, Steven I gave your sister a White Willie last night!
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a sexual act which takes place in an office setting, the female inserts a cigar tube in her vagina while the male masturbates.
good ole' bill inserted his cubano into monica's snatch, screaming her name repeatedly, as yasser arafat innocently sat in the rose garden. bill just couldnt resist receiving a slick willy.
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The most iconic building on the Chicago skyline, the Chilly Willy stands at a towering 108 stories.
Was formerly known as the Sears Tower, but became dubbed the Chilly Willy after Sears sold the tower to the Willis Group, a British insurance brokerage, much to the dismay of the new owners.
Friend 1: Hey Dawg, want to go down to the Sears Tower Skydeck tonight?
Friend 2: Didn't you hear? Sears sold the tower, it's officially the Chilly Willy now.
Guy 1: Hey, how long is the line to the skydeck?
Willis Group Employee: Excuse me, I believe you meant to ask how long the line is to the WILLIS tower.
Guy 1: Hah, Chilly Willy
Willis Group Employee: Please don't call it that
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Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.
Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.
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