father judge

a large amount of homos who have never felt a vagina and love dicks in their ass.

timmy-“hey mark don’t you go to father judge?”
mark-“ i sure do i’m a gay bitch that loves dick.”

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fathers boyfriend

Also known as fathers rubber boyfriend. Describes a
plastic turky baster used to insert water into the rectum and clean out the bowels while simultaneously giving
pleasure.

"Your fathers boyfriend is doing his thing."

"I hear that Tony Milne has a rubber boyriend"

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Father Time

A Cincinnati nerfer, that is old, but still wins his fair share of games(Some would say more than his share.)

Twitch: Damn it Father Time you're old, you are not supposed to move that fast.

Other Nerfer: Wait, what? Father Time won another round? How?

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Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

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Father O'leary

(verb): The act of having sex with a trifelling slut who doesn't mind her son being in the same bed she is in while fuckin(raw dog of course).Then which, the fucker is about to cum and pulls out swiftly, not caring where the man juice may land,he explodes. Upon eruption he notices that it has landed on the unsuspectingly slightly comatose little boy's face. From the book of cathology chapter 6 verse 9.

Roscoe: Yo dude, after a shot of beer,Sandra was completely cool with me giving her son Laurence jr a Father O'leary!!

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Fathering Juice

Male ejaculate.

Oh no, I've released my fathering juice preemptively.

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Father Michael

Milo Yiannopoulos' code name for Steve Bannon.

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos said.

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