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active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.

I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.

by sp25 June 20, 2008


Vaginal Activity

When a human of the female gender is acting like a bitch ass whore

This woman at the supermarket was yelling at me because I stole all chicken out of her cart

“Damn, she exhibits extreme Vaginal Activity”

by Tjay Vaginity August 5, 2021


Active Air Freshener

Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.

Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."

by MechaWasTaken February 18, 2021


activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket April 14, 2018


Orangutan outdoor activities

It is another way to say gorilla tag without looking so goofy ahh

Lets go play some Orangutan outdoor activities

by Goofy ahh Monkey toucher May 31, 2022


Active-Cuddling

The act of cuddling with a partner who's currently performing an active activity.

The date was fantastic, I got a solid workout in when we hiked up the trail while Candace was active-cuddling me on my back!

by Going-thru-the-motions October 19, 2022


Textually active

When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws

It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward

by Rickydricky October 7, 2019