One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.
I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.
When a human of the female gender is acting like a bitch ass whore
“This woman at the supermarket was yelling at me because I stole all chicken out of her cart”
“Damn, she exhibits extreme Vaginal Activity”
Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.
Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."
Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real
Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!
It is another way to say gorilla tag without looking so goofy ahh
Lets go play some Orangutan outdoor activities
The act of cuddling with a partner who's currently performing an active activity.
The date was fantastic, I got a solid workout in when we hiked up the trail while Candace was active-cuddling me on my back!
When you’re dating someone, and you text often between datws
It’s been 2 weeks since date #2, but we’re textually active, so we’re still moving forward