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I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
Anxiety felt after being away from a loved one during lockdown due to Coronavirus
Awww now I’ve got separation anxiety
Lockdown has given me some serious separation anxiety
Whenever your anus clenches from being excited or nervous about something.
I got so much anus anxiety before I went on stage to do karaoke last night.
The song that you hope is Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, but its actually that fuckass song by Doechii.
Me: *hears the beginning of Somebody That I Used To Know* oh wow this song is kewl i sure hope its not that one doechii song
*12 seconds later*
Doechii: AnXiEtY kEeP oN tRyInG mE
Me: AW HELL NAH NOT ANXIETY BY DOECHII WTF!!!!1!!1!1 *dies*
Anxiety is a feeling that you feel when your kind of scared and don’t know what to do.
I have a lot of anxiety when I sleep.
Assuming the worst after the smallest thing.
Aww man I can’t believe my parents want to kill me.
That’s the anxiety, they just told you to clean your room.
The best way I can describe anxiety is having a REALLY angsty improv group inside of your head and at one word they start spinning off countless scenarios
Me: Oh, a friend asked how I was, that’s nice-
Anxiety: OH HELL NO
Me: What?
Anxiety: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY CODE FOR I WANT TO DUMP YOU AS A FRIEND, YOU’RE UGLY AND SHE THINKS YOU NEED THERAPY
Me: But I do need therapy. . .
Anxiety: WELL SHE DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT
Me: (Types) I’m fine how bout you