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Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.
The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
when jews love bagels so much they worship them
i am apart of the bagel nation
A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
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placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!