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placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
I am so humgry i can eat a jizz bagel
1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet
Did you see that lady bagel?!
Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.
when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.
Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
A bagel seed is small cheerio shaped oat that is good for the heart.
guy: boi gimme sum o dose bagl seadz
guy: mmm yumi bagel seeds
The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.
When there’s to many bagels to sell so they’re given out for free and everyone gets bagel fever
Farmer: I wouldn’t go to Bagel Town son, the have the bagel fever because of the Bagel Boom