Being put inside the wumb before marriage and being born after
Dominick Hulett is a half a bastard
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A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy.
Can be strengthened by adding fucking as an adjective: "miserable fucking bastard".
"I asked him to lend me 20 dollars and he told me to fuck off! The miserable bastard!"
"Let's go to the party!"
"I can't be bothered. I want to stay at home and read a book."
"You miserable bastard."
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(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.
holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!
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An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.
Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.
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verb
1. To fornicate sans prophylactics
- I fucked Sandra last night.
- You wear a rubber?
- No. I buried the bastard.
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A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.
"So I was watching this Hentai, right"
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."
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Eleven of the same item. As in: I ordered twelve donuts but those bastards only gave me eleven!
Larry ordered a dozen bagels, but after eating one himself, brought the bastard's dozen to the party.
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