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The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese
I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again
When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
Blinded by nostalgia aka nostalgia-blinded is some sort of a syndrome where people (especially gamers) are desperately in need of help.
Quandale Dingleberry: I miss the old Clash Royale, Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd!
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: Nah, the new update is so much better.
Quandale Dingleberry: Cap
Jaquavious Android Junior the 3rd: You are totally blinded by nostalgia!!
The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.
So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.
When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.
John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.
Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
to be optimistic without any reason.
She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.
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