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When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.
My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.
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A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
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Dipping your penis in hot grease before doing a Brazilian.
That sex was good, but it was no brazilian deep fryer.
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Simultaneous act of 3 or more pairs of shorn ballsacs into one women's mouth while she performs a motorboat like tea bagging.
Guy #1: Hey dude, sweet party last night huh?
Guy #2: Yeah man, me and some of the other guys totally gave that stripper a Brazilian Nut Fiesta!
Guy #1: Right on dude! Is your bag bruised?
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Where a girl uses a dildo into a dogs butt and deep throats it balls and all
U want to try a Brazilian smother monkey
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person you meet pretty regularly to do your Brazilian Butt Lift👭 aka your soulmate at this point
A: "Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B:"Yes Queen B! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie👸"
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When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.
Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”