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When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating
"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."
when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur
Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.
A Samoan mans dong that is stuck in the belly button of a whit woman.
Bro I need help with my Samoan carrot.
When you get a little carried away and spray tan you penis, fuck a girl in the ass, then have her suck you off.
She wasn't scared about the spray tan that ran too low? Na, gave her that Pittsburgh Carrot. Made it a lot easier to cover the rust on my dick when I gave her ATM.
“Carrot juice” is an adjective to describe something with a negative connotation. It can also be used as a synonym for “ew”, “yuck”, or “gross”.
Woman: I just went to see my ex-boyfriend
Man: Ugh, bro that’s so carrot juice.
Alternatively,
Man: I just threw up in the bathroom
Woman: Dude, carrot juice
Friend: so did you guys have sex?
Girl: Ewww no he had a dirty penis... He is just a crusty carrot I felt bad for.
when u slip your
orange cock in a pretty lady and make her gag
can u romeo carrot me tonight?