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When you pull a girls eyes during doggy style and as you are about to cum you fart as loud as possible
Yo Jack, I had the dirtiest Chinese Bombshell with that chick last night. It was like Hiroshima
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It's when you need to poop but your fat and hot.
Tim: hey Greg u look like u need to do something
Greg: gotta go Chinese cheese.
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a batarang made in china it is ussualy used as a last resort seeing how it sucks dog dick
chinese batman used chinese batarang on catholic priest....its uneffective... cathloic priest used molest on robin.. he now has aids
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A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.
Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.
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When somebody is so stoned that their eyes are opened the bare minimum amount needed in order to still see and function normally. If sat down and not moving, most of the people around them will assume the person is asleep. Name derived from the combination of the squinty-eyed appearance of Chinese people and the squinting that marksmen use, reinforcing how shut these people's eyes are when they're stoned.
Man 1-"Dude I got so stoned last night I went Chinese Sniper"
Man 2-"Really?"
Man 1-"Yer, Jarod tried to balance his beer bottle on my head because he thought I'd passed out and he soiled himself when I jumped at him when he got close and covered himself in it instead"
Man 2-"Classic Jarod"
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A kind of course that teach you the most difficult language in the world, including a kaleidoscope of words and irregular grammars, besides, every single word has different meaning while put with other words. A Chinese class will install you knowledges with highly subjective perspective, most of which might be incredibly useless and doesn't make sense. Though Chinese classes are usually unreasonable, if you want to pass your final exam, you have no choice but to yield to Chinese teachers’ opinions.
A Chinese class can also used to describe something useless or unreasonable.
Student A: Every day is a holiday somewhere in the world.
Student B: It's such a Chinese class!
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When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman
Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck
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