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When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"
"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"
"Damn bro that sucks!"
The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud
Cloud choking
.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking
I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...
Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way
While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit