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choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014


choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 9, 2004


Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.

"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out

by The TGIF brothers March 28, 2011


choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 21, 2017


Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018


Chokes McGee

Someone who buckles under pressure, often.

Altidore and Sasic should be renamed Mr. and Mrs. Chokes McGee.

by AmericanOxygen July 14, 2015


Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)

Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!

by skinnimini June 6, 2018