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Catholic patron saint of travel.
I have a picture of St. Christopher in my car. He protects me as I travel.
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Chris is the most kindest guy that you could ever meet. he is very romantic and will do whatever it takes to keep you happy. Although it is easy to offend him he will get over it. He is easy to love. Hes really funny and doesnt care what people think of him. You should never let him go if you got him in your grasp because that will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.
girl: ughh i wish i went out with him
boy: who me?
girl:EW no not you, christopher carlson
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When you take a monster shit and it touches dry land. i.e. the dry part of the toilet.
Dude I just dropped a Christopher Columbus in that bitches toilet. She's going to have to use the other end of the plunger to get that mother fucker down.
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The antagonist of all antagonists. Christopher Borja will manipulate the words around him and make a situation worse just because it's funny.
Your such a Christopher Borja!
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A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
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When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.
Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
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When you smoke so much green, you become paralyzed.
I couldn't go anywhere today! I haven't spoken outloud in 4 hours! I got CHRISTOPHER REEVED!
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