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When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’
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Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
Nucla Colorado that one place I can get meth from your grandma
A mental point of no return where an individual is lost to a cult.
They Cheered for it. A Colorado Wall. A wall. In Colorado. To stop the Mexicans from crossing the border. in Colorado.
The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina
Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.