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comfort animal

An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.

Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?

It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?

Ha-ha very funny.

by Ratched, RN September 13, 2019


comfort level

Current level of comfort!

“My comfort level is LOW, Bitch!”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023


comfort trio

A trio that gives a lot of comfort to you. A trio that makes you smile and gives you joy. They can probably make you laugh without even trying.

ME ; hey! who's your comfort trio?

BEST FRIEND ; it's the golden trio from harry potter!

by ashicha August 20, 2021


comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry April 1, 2023


Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.

Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!

by cwfb3kwx April 13, 2011


Comfort Starved

When a certain thing that comforts you isn’t there anymore, and has left you without a state of contentment.

I’m so comfort starved, they killed off my favorite solace character from this movie.

by Wisteriawastaken December 7, 2020


Comfort Words

Generic “comforting” phrases that come off the top of your subconscious nearly immediately.

Person 1: My Condolences.

Person 2: Seriously? Comfort Words is all you could think of?

by disturb September 22, 2021